Funny Teacher Summer Tote, Dead Inside But Summer Beach bag

A whole vibe: emotionally unavailable, physically at the pool.
This linen canvas tote features a floaty flamingo skeleton and the phrase “Dead Inside But Summer”—aka the most honest thing you’ll carry all season. It’s not oversized, just the right size for a towel, sunscreen, snacks, and your will to survive summer break.

ABOUT THE ITEM
• Text reads "Dead inside but Summer"
• The hand sewn thick and strong tote bag measures approximately 16" x 14.5" with 22" long handle.
• Natural colored faux burlap polyester linen
• This is a natural fiber fabric and may contain color variations and imperfections.
• Funny, beachy, and a little unhinged—in a cute way

CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold if necessary