Description
School’s out, bones are loose, and this teacher has officially logged off. Featuring a laid-back skeleton with a cocktail in hand, floating into the abyss on a bright pink flamingo, this beach towel says what we’re all thinking: “I would teach you but - summer.”
30" x 60" beach towel
Printed on one side, white on the back
Cotton/poly blend
Loud, unapologetic, and kind of perfect
Great for teachers who’ve entered their vacation era
Because classroom energy doesn’t belong on a floaty.

I Would Teach You But - Summer – Flamingo Floaty Skeleton Towel
$34.95